Beer Ratings!
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
6
Schlitz
7
Schmidt
5
Schaefer
5
Budweiser
6
Busch
6
Michelob
7
National Bohemian
7
Blatz
7
Rolling Rock
2
Old Style
4
Miller
2
MGD
3
Guiness
10
Samuel Adams
9
Samuel Adams Oktoberfest
10
Meister Brau (RIP)
5
Lowenbrau
6
Lowenbrau Dark
6.5
Stroh's
5
Old Milwaukee
5
Milwaukee's Best
1
Pabst Genuine Draft
7
American
4
Fallstaff (RIP)
6
Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat *1
8
Murphy's Irish Stout
8
Hummingbird Water *2
1
Stoney's
6
Straub
5
Jacob Best
4
Jacob Best Ice *3
3
Pabst Ice
3
Bud Ice *4
5
Natural Ice
3
LaBatt Blue
6
Penn Dark
8
Penn Oktoberfest
8
Hofbrau Dunkel
10
Hofbrau Original
9
Penn Pilsner
7.5
Hefeweizen *5
1
Blue Moon
2
Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull *6
3
Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull Red *6
3
Coors Original
6
Killian's Irish Red
5
Foster's
3
Great Lakes Nosferatu
7
Iron City
4
Molson Canadian Lager
5
Augustiner
6
Keystone *7
.5
Bass
9
Harp
8
Michelob Dark
7
St. Pauly Girl Dark
8
Dinkel Acker Dark
8
Nude Beer *8
5/10
Samuel Adams Boston Ale
8
Samuel Adams Scotch Ale
9
Samuel Adams Black Lager
9 (Very HEAVY)
Samuel Adams Summer Ale
9
Red Dog
3
Red Stripe
5
JW Dundee's Honey Brown
6.5
Anchor Steam
8
Anheuser World Select
4
Dixie Blackened Voodoo
7
Loyalhanna
6
Michelob Amber Bock
7.5
Yuengling Black & Tan
7.5
Becks
8
Becks Dark
8.5
Corona
6
Sapporo
6
Czechvar
8
Red Wolf (RIP)
5
Hippie IPA
6.5
Schlitz Ice 5
Champale Berry
5
Samuel Adams White 8
Gilde Pilfener 6
Balantine XXX 7
Stella Artois 7
Staropramen 7
Genesee Cream Ale 8
Genesee 6
Goebel 1

*1  Perfect For Non-Beer-Drinking Women!
*2 Uh, it's got WATER in the name. Need I say more?
*3 As a rule I don't care for Ice beers but they get ya drunk quick!
*4 Damn smooth for an Ice beer. Good job A-B!
*5 Generic! I've had 3 or 4 different brands of this stuff and hate it all!
(Third from the right for those of you at Zozo)
*6 Tastes like shit, but gets ya drunk quick and cheap!
*7 Yeah, that's a POINT 5. The only beer that makes me vomit EVERY TIME!
*8 Actually the beer gets a 5, but nude chicks pull on my heart strings.